David After the Dentist

I found this on YouTube. It is so funny! But kind of sad at the same time. Poor little drugged up kid. Mom, was I like that when I had to go through that whole process of getting a cap on my tooth?

Spice Girls!!

Create your own FACEinHOLE

Me and JOHNNY!!!!

Create your own FACEinHOLE

Spider Julia!

Create your own FACEinHOLE

funny

This was in the SUU newspaper the other day. Thought it was funny.

First Five

First Five!!!
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The first five people to respond to this post will get something made by me! (do I even have that many people reading this?)

my choice. for you. this offer does have some restrictions and limitations:
1. I make no guarantees that you will like what I make!
2. what I create will be just for you.
3. it’ll be done this year. {translation: you may be waiting a little while}
4. you have no clue what it’s going to be … it may be cards, a poem, a bookmark, something yummy or a complete surprise to you (and me!) … who knows? not you, that’s for sure!
5. i reserve the right to do something extremely strange.
6. most importantly, you must offer the same deal on your blog - the first 5 people to comment on your blog (or if you do not have a blog, facebook) get something made by YOU! the first 5 people to do so and leave a comment telling me they did win a FAB-U-LOUS homemade gift by me …

Those were the rules as copied exactly from Compulsive Writer's blog. She added an idea. If you’re not the kind of person that wants to make something tangible for others, how about some kind of service for them, any type, any size?

The Prestige

I realized today why I like this movie so much. Well, one, because Christopher Nolan is probably the most amazing screenwriter and director to ever walk the fact of this earth. But today I remembered a quote from the film that I used in an English paper once. Robert Angier, one of the magicians, says it. And it's how I feel about acting. It's why I act. I'm not particularly good at it, and it terrifies me to no end. But this is why I do it. And this is why I write.

The audience knows the truth: the world is simple. It's miserable, solid all the way through. But if you could fool them, even for a second, then you can make them wonder, and then you... then you got to see something really special... you really don't know?... it was... it was the look on their faces...

Life as it is...

I've lived for over forty years and I've seen life as it is. Pain, misery, cruelty beyond all belief. I've heard all the voices of God's noblest creature. Moans from bundles of filth in the street. I've been a soldier and a slave. I've seen my comrades fall in battle or die more slowly under the lash in Africa. I've held them at the last moment. These were men who saw life as it is, yet they died despairing. No glory, no brave last words, only their eyes, filled with confusion, questioning "Why?" I don't think they were wondering why they were dying, but why they had ever lived. When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? Perhaps to be too practical is madness. To surrender dreams, this may be madness; to seek treasure where there is only trash. Too much sanity may be madness! But maddest of all - -to see life as it is and not as it should be.

This is my favorite part of the Man of la Mancha.

The Dark Knight, a tribute

I made this the other day when I was watching the Dark Knight. Thought it was cool. Might do one for Ten Things too.

The Adventures of Humpty Dumpty

This came out of my head during Psychology:

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the King's horses
And all the King's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again."



Poor, poor Humpty Dumpty...

...but maybe he could put himself back together, if he tried hard enough. If he wanted to be put back together.

"All the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't put Humpty together again."

Today I had a revalation. What if Humpty Dumpty WANTED to heal himself? I think he could do it. Maybe he didn't want to be put back together by the King's horses and the King's men.

And that is what my mind spewed all over a piece of notebook paper during Psychology.

Catharsis

Murder, Murder!

It's been SOOOOOO long since I've blogged, so I though I'd put a little something interesting/fun up here. I've done a couple of these before, but it's different every time! So here we go:

RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, MP3 Player, or whatever on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write down the name of the song no matter how silly it sounds!
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.


If someone says, “Is this okay?” You say?
Epiphany - Sweeney Todd

How would you describe yourself?
Petit Papa Noel - Josh Groban (hahaha!)

What do you like in a guy/girl?
Welcome to the 60's - Hairspray

How do you feel today?
Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson

What is your life’s purpose?
The Swordfight - Phantom of the Opera

What is your motto?
Pretty Women - Sweeney Todd (*snort*)

What do your friends think of you?
Roxanne - The Police (oooohhhhhh dear.)

What do you think of your parents?
Board of Governors - Jekyll and Hyde

What do you think about very often?
The Impossible Dream (The Quest) - Man of La Mancha

What is 2 + 2?
(The Legend Of) Ms. Baltimore Crabbs - Hairspray

What do you think of your best friend?
Why Have You Brought Me Here? - Phantom of the Opera

What do you think of the person you like?
Poor, Poor Pharaoh - Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (pardon me while I die laughing)

What is your life story?
Little People - Les Miserables (well, i was little, once...)

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Forever Young - Alphaville

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Marguerite's Dilemma - Scarlet Pimpernel

What will you dance to at your wedding?
The Morning Trumpet - PHS Choir Men

What will they play at your funeral?
I Need To Know - Jekyll and Hyde

What is your hobby/interest?
The Creation of Man - Scarlet Pimpernel

What is your biggest fear?
A Step Too Far - Aida

What is your biggest secret?
Walkin' On The Sun - Smashmouth (have you tried walking on the Sun? It's pretty hot) (k that was lame...)

What do you think of your friends?
The Worst Pies In London - Sweeney Todd (oh my!)

What will you post this as?
Murder, Murder! - Jekyll and Hyde (well let's see what reactions THAT brings...)